Elanu Paros  (1569 views)

 

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am parul scurt ... muhaha
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Age

20

Location

Wednesday - Ciuc, Romania

Birthday

November 22
 
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Age

20

Birthday

November 22

Location

Wednesday - Ciuc, Romania

 

About Me

Am parul mare si nu numai, am o chitara pe care o iubesc mult, am de asemenea visuri de ascensiune sexuala pe scara Dick-ter, incerc sa ma las de stadion, sa imi numar banii dupa ce ii cheltui, numele meu de familie rimeaza cu: lei, hey, tinerei, femei, cercei, cocosei, mititei, umm .. si da .. rimeaza si cu gay :P This is how u shoe fight: Im really a nice guy, am si talent muzical: chiar am Iubesc iarna: Unii joaca baschet .. noi .. facem dueluri : Eu vs Stratomarius Eu vs Stratomarius din nou (voiam sa castig) Eu vs Edi ... i won this time .. mia si dato (alta data):P

Interests

Bautura, femei, castori bisexuali, ratoni ambidextrii, lacuste perseverente, testoase penticostale, corturi anticonceptionale

Favorite Music

Hesus and Pals, RBD
 

Favorite Music Video

Untura cu ceapa
 

Favorite Movies

The Movie About How To Make Pizza
 

Favorite TV Shows

Ala cu femeia aia care vorbeste non-stop 2 ore ca sa suni sa ii zici ca sunt 7 patrate pe ecran
 

Favorite Books

Desfundatul Toaletei Pentru Incepatori, Incestul Pentru Incepatori, Cum Sa Te Razi Pe Picioare, Ce Sa Faci Cand Te Dor Bijuteriile, Cum Sa Nu Faci Poc Cand Cazi In Tufa
 

Favorite Quote

"I eat shit like you for breakfast!" - by a guy not very smart i could say

"Dude! Where's my car?" - A Dude


"Ai grija la bluza ca e din Cehoslovacia!: - RBD


"A venit si albina roiala" - RBD


"Am un date" - RBD
 

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There i was ... Era un drum de desert de langa un ocean (dont ask) si eu eram GHOST RIDER (omu ala cu cap de schelet in flacari, care merge pe un harley in flacari si el) si trebuia sa escortez Arch Of The Covenant. Problema era ca Chivotul asta era vrajit, si avea super puteri. Un om la atins .. si a devenit gelatinos si lichid in acelasi timp. Oricum, eu sa salvez pamantul de acest blestem, lam aruncat in ocean. Apa a inceput sa fiarba si a trebuit sa merg sa il scot deacol. Ca sa ii opresc puterile, a trebuit sa merg intrun oras parasit de langa, sa intru intro casa si sa gasesc ceva ... chestie :P
Intru eu acolo, si incep sa cercetez locurile ... Dau de o pustanca, si o prind de gat si ii zic: "uitate in ohii mei!" ... se uita tipa, nika nu se intampla. Atunci ii zic: "esti nevinovata ..." . Sparg un zid si intru peste 2 persoane. Amandoua goale in pat. Imi zice fata: "Nenea Rider, vreau sami pierd virginitatea... ma lasi?" eu imi cer scuze si ies din camera (i was so bad ass). Intru mai tarziu peste ei, nu mai erau 2 persoane, erau 4 ... printre ei .. si o capra. Oricum ... vine ziua, si eu nu mai sunt in flacari, devin iarasi om. Problema era ca ... nu am reusit sa gasesc ... chestia. Atunci dau de o fata care se despartise de gagiuso si ... suferea. O iau de mana .. si mergem in casa, sa gasesc ... CHESTIA! iau si o brisca cu mine, si incep sa tai oameni prin cladire(si ciudat e ca ... ii si impuscam). Intro criza de furie iam taiat gatu si la fata care era cu mine ... si de suferinta am inceput sa plang ... Apoi cel mai ciudat lucru sa intamplat ... Mam trezit .. plezninduma (singur) peste fund . . .
IM SCARED :(

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May 11 1:35 PM
 
Acuma cum stau si ascult In Flames imi dau seama cat de mult imi place si ca ar fi trebuit sa merg si eu, bp :))
 
Apr 14 6:41 AM
 
Old buddy, old pal :D

De cand nu te-am vazut
Mult timp a trecut... ahh FUCK IT, rhyming sucks

Cum o fost In Flames???? :P
 
Feb 16 4:59 AM
Ru says:
 
daca alegeam sa uit, imi luam ramas bun :P


it was your turn to make me happy :P :P :P

>:D <
 
Nov 22, 2008 1:30 AM
camy says:
 
La Multi Ani!..elane..:P..:*
 
Aug 3, 2008 4:01 AM
 
Oh, tu ... Tu, Rege al cuvintelor, al ideilor neintelese in care patrund sensuri pline de .. nonsens ... zeu al sarcasmului si al paradoxurilor, al paroxismelor si al premiselor filosofice ... Pentru ca stii sa joci cso cso si sa patinezi. Pentru ca nu stii sa dai dreptate altora, dar pentru ca ai rationamente obositor de convingatoare. Pentru ca ai putea sa combati cea mai universal-valabila teorie ( e drept, in felul tau, " acustic si grafic " ). Pentru ca visezi cele mai aberante, imposibile, incoercibile, incognoscibile chestii. Pentru ca acum ai putea sa imi spui in ohmi ori in amperi cate beri ai baut ... Si mai ales pentru ca daca vrei, poti sa numeri pana la infinit si inapoi ...
 
Mar 18, 2008 9:43 AM
 
baiat modest si cam nebun...
dragut profil
 
Feb 23, 2008 1:21 PM
 
There is one inexorable, ineffable thing the way he turns pages with his nose. Because there is one specific feature composed of the idea of being him: the very moose inside him >:D <
 
Feb 5, 2008 1:32 PM
cipri says:
 
eu sunt mic
si tu esti mare
ai parul lung
si nasul si mai mare :D
(nu intentionat rimeaza)
 
 
 
Dec 18, 2007 10:06 AM
Ru says:
 
sa mori tu ca iti e dor de ochi ? :)) ...bah,no offense dar in clipurile astea esti ca in filmele cu betzi :))

xoxo
 
Nov 22, 2007 10:32 AM
DaDa says:
 
la multi ani,mey:D
 
 
Nov 8, 2007 5:23 AM
 
:)) cine spune ca nu ma bucuram de intimitatea unei beri?:D (si n am racit la rinichi:D ..)
 
Nov 3, 2007 5:11 PM
Ru says:
 
am pene...da nu le vezi tu >:P ... :D mai cauta`le :)) :P (apropo, daca ma enervezi destul de tare, imi iau zboru pana la tine...si itzi consum toate berile, numa` asa ,de chestie :P ) >:D <

hugz >:D < :*
 
 
 
Oct 21, 2007 12:53 AM
Mel says:
 
eu nu sunt in primii 8 prieteni /:) ? cat tupeu pe tine.. [-x chiar nu ma asteptam la asta :)) chiar deloc.. :P
 
Sep 6, 2007 8:14 AM
Ru says:
 
I wanna fuck a dog in the arse ??? :-o .. got it got it! ... but love...not...u know ... :P:P >:D <
 
Apr 16, 2007 9:21 AM
Ru says:
 
I don't mind where you come from
As long as you come to me
I don't like illusions I can't see
Them clearly

I don't care no I wouldn't dare
To fix the twist in you
You've shown me eventually
What you'll do

I don't mind...
I don't care...
As long as you're here

Go ahead tell me you'll leave again
You'll just come back running
Holding your scarred heart in hand
It's all the same
And I'll take you for who you are
If you take me for everything
Do it all over again
It's all the same

Hours slide and days go by
Till you decide to come
And in between it always seems too long
All of a sudden

And I have the skill, yeah I have the will
To breathe you in while I can
However long you stay
Is all that I am

I don't mind...
I don't care...
As long as you're here

Go ahead tell me you'll leave again
You'll just come back running
Holding your scarred heart in hand
It's all the same
And I'll take you for who you are
If you take me for everything
Do it all over again
It's always the same

Wrong or right
Black or white
If I close my eyes
It's all the same

In my life
The compromise
I close my eyes
It's all the same

Go ahead say it you're leaving
You'll just come back running
Holding your scarred heart in hand
It's all the same
And I'll take you for who you are
If you take me for everything
Do it all over again
It's all the same

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